Monday 19 November 2012

Joker's Monday (war)


 

War what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

Words from a Tom Jones song sung decades ago. The words had meaning then and they still do now, but we still are not listening.

Once again there is fighting in the Middle East with the same old arguments being sorted out in the same old way with the same devastating results, and getting nowhere fast.

Negative actions lead to negative events. Positive actions lead to positive events. It’s as basic as that that. Hate brings war, love brings peace, and it’s as basic as that.

Nothing changes except for my Monday Joke so here is one for today to bring a little piece of humour.

 

A man and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby badger lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was and she said to her husband. “It’s nearly frozen to death, can we take it with us, get it warm, and then it go in the morning?”

He says, “O.K, get in the car with it.”

“Where shall I put it to keep it warm?” asks the wife.

He says, “Put it in between your legs. It’s nice and warm there”.

Giggling she asks, “But what about the smell”.

He replies, “Just hold his little nose”.
 
 
If you have any jokes to share then feel to email them to danieljonesfrenzy@gmail.com .

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