As
is customary on Monday I try to liven the day with some light jokes. It can be
hard to find time for a bit of fun to break up the monotony of a Monday
Morning, but I must say I didn’t know if I should laugh or cry as I scanned the
press reports on the European Union receiving the Noble Peace Prize.
True
there has been relative peace, until recently, between European Nations (That’s
if you exclude all the wars they have been fighting over the rest of the
planet.) But as the people of Europe are in mass rebellion because of policy’s
brought about by the very same union, I do ponder if peace has been kept
because of the EEC or because of the nuclear bomb.
In
a funny sort of way maybe the now defunct U.S.S.R should receive a posthumous
peace prize from the Noble committee? For it was the perceived threat from
Russia that ultimately brought about the European Union, and their military
might which stopped the West from getting too arrogant.
The
last point has now been proved, because it’s the arrogance of the EU bureaucrats
that is now causing the cities of Europe to erupt into violence.
Maybe
the Noble Committee were only having their version of Joker’s Monday? Who knows,
anyway here are some tong-in-cheek job descriptions which I hope will bring a
smile to you this morning.
Accountants
do it with double entry.
Acupuncturists
do it with a small prick.
Ambulance
drivers come quickly.
Bankers
do it with interest.
Policemen
do it with handcuffs.
DJs
do it on request.
Dentists
do it orally.
Detectives
do it undercover.
Firemen
do it with a big hose.
Bin
men come once a week.
Gardeners
do it in the bushes.
Landlords
do it on the 1st of every month.
Pizza
delivery men come in 30 minutes or it’s free.
Waitresses
do it for the tips.
If you have any jokes you wish to share with the world then feel free to email me at danieljonesfrenzy@gmail.com
true we are fighting on streets no freedon from euro peace prize a joke
ReplyDeleteHi, Europe's problems are the worlds problems and I know there is one prize those guys wouldn't have won, and that's for economics. They only need to study the mistakes which caused the Great Depression to know that the same mistakes made then aren't going to work now.
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