Monday 8 October 2012

Joker's Monday

Another week that seemed to pass so quickly, and here we are again another Monday. No matter where you are in the world Mondays always seems to be the hardest day of the week. Talking about the world I was sad to see my small but loyal band of followers in China have seemed to suddenly disappear.

I hope I haven’t upset anybody in the Ministry of Information or whatever government department looks after the internet interests of their population. Maybe my jokes where a bit too close to the knuckle, but I have tried not to offend any particle race or creed. So if you are still about in China then give me a shout.

If you have any jokes you wish to share then email me at and in English please. My knowledge of the Russian or German language is limited to just a couple of words.

Today we have some toilet humour. The type of jokes you see written on the toilet wall as you have a pee, but I think in these cases it might be more likely to be found scribbled on the walls of the men’s toilets.

Writing on the toilet wall

Anybody can piss on the floor-to impress me, be a hero and sh*t on the ceiling.


Why are you staring at the wall? The joke is in your hand.


Here I sit broken hearted, tried to sh*t but only farted. Later on I tried to fart, sh*t my pants and broke my heart.


The toilet paper here is like Clint Eastwood… rough, tough and takes no sh*t.


I shagged your mother! (Written underneath) Go home dad, your drunk.


While you’re reading this you’re p**ing on your shoes.


May your life be like toilet paper-long and interesting!


Happiness is like p**ing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.


Flush twice, it’s a long way back to the top.
Hopefully these brought a cheer to you day. On Wednesday it will be back to my quest for publishing glory.
All the best.

1 comment:

  1. Here'sone I read once in a public toilet once.
    If the Pope takes a dump, is it holy shit?