Joker's Monday

Monday is back and so starts another week. We all know this isn’t the best of days for most people and a few wise-cracks can always help to cheer things up.

So far today it hasn’t been too bad as I helped to rescue a poor stray cat. It was just a bag of skin and bones when it turned up on my door step yesterday with a nasty swollen eye. I fed it, watered it and let it sleep in my garage overnight. I left it plenty of food and this morning called out the cat rescue people who turned up this morning, and took it away to their rescue and rehoming centre. I made enquiries with the neighbours but no one claimed to know anything about it.

Hopefully now it is safe and secure, a vet has looked at it and soon it will find a loving home. I couldn’t take it in myself as I already have a cat who was not too pleased about having a stranger about the house.

Still; I have done my good deed for the day and now some fascinating facts which I hope will bring a smile to your face.

 

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it.)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps to squirt blood 30 feet.

A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (O.M.G.)

A cockroach will live for nine days without its head before it starves to death.

A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (Who finds out about these things and what is black light?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I must have been a lion in my past life.)

 

If you have any interesting facts you wish pass on then please feel free to share. Remember it’s good to share, and this is one of the reasons I am sharing my experience with you all as I seek my dream of becoming a published author.