Monday 20 August 2012

Jokers Monday

As once again another Monday looms in front of us. Here are a small selection of jokes which I hope will lighten your mood. These are a selection of Chav jokes (for American viewers, Chav’s are the British equivalent of people who live in trailer parks.)

For anyone from other parts of the world like Russia, Germany or China who regularly follow these pages you must have a similar nickname, but I’m afraid I don’t know what it is. 

It’s not nice to pick on people who maybe don’t have the same outlook on life as yourself, but without mockery there would be no humour, and without out this no comedy. And what a boring place this world would be without comedians.

Q. What’s the difference between a Chav and a coconut?

A. One’s thick and hairy, the other’s a coconut.

Q. Two Chavs jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.

Q. What does a Chav girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30-year-old Chav girl?

A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Chav in a suit?

A. The defendant.

Q. What do you call a Chav with 9 Qualifications?

A. A liar.

Q. What do you call a Chav girl in a white Tracksuit?

A. The bride.

Q. What do you say to a Chav with a Job?

A. Bigmac please.

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