The Jokers return

It’s Sunday and no matter how to look at it the worst part of the week is on its way, Monday morning; especially if you had such a good time as I have had over the last five days with the visit of my friends from Germany. They have now gone on their happy way and life is now back to normal (well as normal as can be in my world). I was going to carry on with my story but instead, after the success of my joker’s corner blog the other week; I thought I would start with some one-liners to cheer things as Monday approaches before carrying on with the journey.

One-liners.

Women like silent men; they think they’re listening.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

The older you get, the better you realize you were.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

I doubt, therefore, I might be.

I do hope the above brought a smile to your face as you hurtle towards Monday morning and if you know any more then please pass them on in the comments.

Before I go I just wanted to say what a fantastic spectacle of sport the world has enjoyed from the London Olympics. Well done to everyone from every country, and how great it is to see all the peoples of the world united in friendship and not hatred.