Monday 12 November 2012

Joker's Monday (The Elections)

There were two potential changes of governments in the last week with the world’s two great super powers using different ways of doing it. The first, the American election involved a free vote for the population (and a couple of billion dollars) and the second, the Chinese election. The second didn’t coat a thing, except for the freedom of its citizens.

Every country uses different ways to get a government, and which either system they use some people will not be happy with it. What does make people happy?

That’s a hard question to answer. My desires are simple, probably similar to most others, a roof over my head, food on the table and money in your pocket, but most importantly of all is the love of my family and good friends to be with. If you have these then most people don’t really care who’s in control, just so long as the bosses don’t get in your way.

It may be a basic fact, but probably explains why we put up with so much from the boys at the top who strut about cocking things up in our name.

Never mind, it’s Monday again so below is a joke to cheer you up.


A teacher asks her class, “If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many are left?”

She calls on little Tommy. He replies, “None, they will all fly off with the first gun shot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking.”

Then little Tommy says, “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of her ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which Tommy replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”


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