No
matter how bad a Monday morning may make one feel we should be grateful. There
is always somebody out there who at that present moment will be experiencing
something more dreadful than just the Monday blues.
So
it must be for the poor souls who had to deal with Hurricane Sandy as it spun
its way through the Caribbean and the east coast of America.
People
will have been waking up for the last few days with no homes, no possessions,
and in some dreadful cases no loved ones.
A
lot of people will say it’s a sign of global warming that it’s all man kinds fault,
he started it. Balderdash, the planet has been warming up and freezing down
since it was first formed billions of years ago as small dust particles clumped
together by the force of gravity.
Don’t
get me wrong, our actions are helping to speed things up when it comes to
global warming, but nature if given enough time will adapt, will survive. This
is the scary bit, a lot of creatures will not be able to adapt in time and will
go extinct.
We
as humans shouldn’t be so smug. It took thirty thousand years from when our
species first started to stand up before they then discovered fire. It took
another twenty thousand years from the first fire until we discovered how to
farm the land. It took ten thousand years to get from basic farming to the
present.
Sixty
thousand years it took humanity to adapt to the mildly changing climates of
this period. This time we aren’t even going to get five hundred years, it could
be fifty at best!
The
first age of this planet was the age of water when only sea living creatures
survived on this barren planet. The next age was dominated by the reptiles as
the dinosaur’s ruled, and the third age was the age of the mammal in which
humans came to rule the world.
I
wonder if in sixty thousand years’ time there will be a forth age, the age of
the invertebrates?
The
Scorpions ruling over the hardworking ants living of their labour, while the
spiders ponder how unfair it all is as they weave intricate webs of deceit! Now
that could make an interesting story?
Anyway,
here are some interesting questions to lighten the day.
Why?
Why
can superman stop a bullet with his chest, but always has to duck when someone
throws the gun at him?
Why
doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why
if work is so terrific do you have to be paid to do it?
Why
don’t cannibals eat clowns? (Because they taste funny.)
Why
do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why
don’t they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why
is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why
doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why
do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
Why
do we wait until the pig is dead to cure it.
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