After the recent events (and now very frequent events) in America with the death of innocent young children killed with a gun, my heart sinks at these terrible events, not just there but also all the other people around the world whose life will be effected by that invention called, a gun!
Guns have only one purpose and thats to kill. If you love life then guns have no place in this world, and every last one should be melted down and the metal used for something usefull.
It's hard to be cheerfull when something bad happens, but if you don't have a release from all the hatrid that flows every day from all corners of the world then you will end up going mad and becoming bad.
So here it it, a joke for Monday.
DICTIONARY FOR MEN'S PERSON ADS.
40-ish =52 and looking for a 25 year-old.
Athletic = Sits on the sofa and watches Eurosport.
Average looking = Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, and back.
Educated = Will always treat you like an idiot.
Free spirit = Will sleep with your sister.
Friendship first = As long as it includes touching and nudity.
Fun = Good with a remote control and a six pack.
Good looking = Arrogant.
Honest = Pathological liar.
Huggable = Overweight, more body hair than a buffalo.
Likes to cuddle = Insecure, overly dependent.
Mature = Until you get to know him.
Open minded = Wants to sleep with your sister.
Physically fit = Spends a lot of time in front of the mirror.
Poet = Has written on a toilet wall.
Spiritual = Once went to church with his nan.
Stable = Occasional stalker, but never arrested.