Monday, 10 December 2012

Joker's Monday (Tis the season to be jolly)

It's Monday, the day for a joke or two to cheer the soul at the start of the week. It's also a day to look back on the previous week and hope things will be better this week. When you do look back over recent events, with the usual voilence and mayhem that inflicts so many people's lives it can get depressing.

Sometimes it's better just for a short while to look to the future with a positive view, especially this time of year when we enter December and the Christmas period.

It doesn't matter what faith you believe in (or even none at all) I do find that as everyone heads towards Christmas the general mood of wellbeing, forgiveness and friendship does increase with all walks of life.

So as this is the season to be jolly here is a joke to get you on your way.


Success is.........

At age 4 success is not peeing your pants.

At age 12 success is having friends.

At age 17 success is having a driving licence.

At age 20 success is having sex.

At age 35 success is having money.

At age 50 success is having money.

At age 60 success is having sex.

At age 70 success is having friends.

at age 80 success is not peeing your pants.


If you having any jokes you wish to share with the world then feel free to email danieljonesfrenzy@gmail.com .

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