Monday 7 January 2013

Joker's Monday

After another Christmas period eating and drinking too much it is with relief that all the decorations have now been put away for another year.

Now I look forward to what's to come in the next twelve months and I hope all of you are too. To help you on your way here are a few jokes pulled from the crackers during our christmas day feast.

What's furry and minty?
A Polo Bear.

How does Jack Frost get to work?
By icicles.

What kind of cough medicine does Dracula take?
Coffin medicine.

How do snails keep their shells shiny?
They use snail varnish.

Why was  Cinderella such a poor football player?
She kept running away from the ball.

What's brown and sneaks around the kitchen?
Mince spies.

Random facts
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
An adult African elephant's trunk can be up to 2m long!
Scorpians are considered a delicacy in China.

I know the jokes are a bit naff but with good food, good drink, and good company they seemed quite funny at the time.

If you have any naff jokes of your own that you would like to share on the next Joker's corner then please email them to

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