Monday 14 January 2013

Joker's Monday

The snow is falling, it's a pity it didn't fall a couple of weeks ago because if it had it would have made Christmas. I don't know about you, but I like it when it snows, although like the christmas period, after two weeks of it I will have had enough, and will want it to stop.

Anyway as today is Monday I have a few jokes to cheer you up. Some of them may have lost their funny side in translation. It's great that no matter if you are German, Russian etc etc we all have a few christmas cracker jokes to share.

How do elephants spy on other elephants?
Wiyh an ele-scope.

Waiter, there's a thriller novel in my breakfast bowl?
Don't worry, Sir-it's part of the serial.

What does Harrison Ford feed his dog?
Indiana Bones.

How does Indianna Jones find things in the jungle?
With Radars of the Lost Ark.

What did one parachute jumper say to the other parachute jumper?
Two's company three's a cloud.

These are just a small collection of jokes and if you have any more you would like to share, please feel free to share them with the world. It never hurts to spread laughter about.

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